(via shukra)
BreakingMc: Funny one-liners on the internet!
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
- Going to church…
Retired Stormtroopers
(via beautifulcreationsii, observando)
Just loved it
(via cova-kid)


